Harikesh's Blog!!

Lankayan Trip!!

2009-06-05T09:59:00.013+08:00

Welcome to the Lankayan Dive Resort Paradise Island Of The Sulu Sea!!!!
Our chalet...NO.9
Mr.Universe
Kicking it back!

Its my world!!i wish....
Dance my little monkeys!dance!
Here we do it LALA style!!!
HAHAHA......
Pose people!!!
Doesn't this picture just mean soo much!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Even my feet look good on the island!
Exhausted from the boat ride!
Elliot and i playing around!
Julian giving a talk on the coral reef!
Sunrise...
Just got up from bed!

Sylvester in the morning glare....
How romantic!
Grace son...Gerard...looks so much like Mr.Loh
Her eyes are so big and cute....hahaha...
Grace daugther...
into the dusk!
NO STEPPING ON THE CORALS!if found guilty...you die!
Food was one of the greatest things there!
Mr.Loh taking pictures of his kids, his lovely wife and his students!
DISCO!DISCO....BREAK!BREAK!
Picture time...EI,SMILE!
I'm a little starfish!

He's sucking it in....push it out!
''y so stupid?go cut your leg kevin!''

Beach football!

Look at his sunburn... its so bad....TAN!
Its so obvious that i was purposely smilling wasnt it?
NO,FUCK YOU!
Isnt the sunrise just beautiful?

Buat steam jo!
The boat just adds to the perfection!hahaha

I'm a little turtle...swim swim swim swim!!
A walk to remember...
Getting ready to leave....
Here we go!!its going to be a bumpy ride people!
Ms.Lat and Ms.Hiew....
We will surely come again...no doubt about it.... it was an awesome trip and will never forget the experience i earned throughout this trip....THANK YOU EVERYONE!

Pimp my Ipod!

2009-05-17T18:39:00.005+08:00

These is my ipod,fully pimped out!!HAHAHAHA

It looks like a normal ipod touch doesnt it....

Well now its fully pimped out!!muahahaha

It has 6 full pages of games and applications....

Its like a mini computer in my hand....

or a playstation in my hand!!!HAHAHAHA

I know you want one!

So here are the steps to get your very own pimped out ipod touch!!HAHAHA

The following steps should be followed correctly:

1. Get an ipod touch/iphone

2. Go to youtube

3. Get the new ipod firmware 2.1/2.2.1

4. Download quickpwn software from the links on youtube.

5. Next,follow the steps and your ipod should be jailbroken.

6. Then to add games and softwares into your ipod,open the cydia application and download the applications that you want.

7. To add more applications,register to itunes and download the free games from itunes..

8. Sync th ipod and WALAH your ipod is fully pimped out!!!Thanks to me...

Dedication to Tiger Woods....

2009-05-09T23:15:00.002+08:00

In any sport in the world....the person i respect the most is this man right here... not many of us can have it...but he does.. He has the discipline and the patients to see whats coming and to grab it with his own hands to take it home in the end..

You cannot be suprised can you... He has the concentration of a Thai women and the strength of a black man... now thats scary....and with a name like Tiger Woods.... The strength and aggressiveness of a tiger and the stability,patients and endurance of wood....

This man has gone through it all... He recently injured his knee and dispite that he still finished the 3 day event.... I dont think he won but he was on the top of the leader board...anyway,after that game he went for surgery and didnt join any competition after that till recently...You tell me now,what sportsman can come back after so many months of not playing in proffesional competitions to then win it... He has thought me so much about discipline and endurance just by watching him play.... He is my idol and a role model to many others..I end here....Thats my update...hope you guys like it!

Invention comp in KK!!

2009-04-19T02:54:00.014+08:00

Finally all the fucking pictures are up...i've been trying to upload them since we got back but the lines been so slow...ask yeeleng,even she knows how sad it is...she's been working on 1 post for about a week...anyway,these are the photos from kk and hope you like them....we had a awesome time eventhough we didnt win!!

Met beverly the night before we left and decided to go have a drink at the shamrock pub at waterfront....Her drinks was on me!!hahaha

DS freaks....thats my hand with the killkenny by the way...not hers!!hahaha

Just before that...in the afternoon,we manages to meet bernice and do some catching up....she looks the same....never changed!

Me and Bernice!

We decided to take some pictures for memories!!hahaha

The gang outside the nike store at centre point if i'm not wrong!!

Oh ya,we met our ex school/english/drama teachers for dinner that night also....

We were making so much noise it was such a good time and we were laughing for no reason also!!hahaha

Thats miss Lat on the right and MADAM Hiew on the left....the coolest thing about the night also was that chang and miss lat wore the exact same shirt!!hahahaha

The blush models were just so tempting!!

HOT!!HOT!!HOT!!super hot plastic dolls!!

We had sushi king for lunch on the first day as seck min guang insisted!!hahaha

Mat Kool anyone?!

Starbucks and mac should margine and form something,,and starbucks have to make their wireless line faster,it was so bad!!

IT'S THE BIRTHDAY BOY!!!guess what we did?we were having supper in mcd's and when we were walking back the clock struck 12 and we all shouted HAPPY BIRTHDAY in the middle of the road!!hahaha

Celebrating in room!!

I like this picture alot...our feet are everywhere!!

The competition begins!!!Green House Dryer!

EASY BANG!!

''Pls buy my peace of wood,its remarkable i tell you''

This is the SPORTS VISER!

HAHAHA....he was explaining about something...he wasnt giving a lala pose...

Lunch before continuing!

Thats me and seck.....hahaha...its obvious which i am isnt it?

The Gang!

In the room just before we went for the comp!

We were fooling around!!Dont judge me!!!This is a tribute to Brian Ivan Delgado...the gayest pornstar in the world right now!!

Dont ask!!possing

Busy working on the project....so hardworking arent i?

HAHAHHAHA.....endah tahu la apa mereka buat ini!

Mental retardation...has to happen to the greatest of people,how sad!

Shuffle king in his boxers!!hahaha...i dont think his legs are the only things shuffling!!!HAHAHHAA

Tagged....100 Truths!

2009-04-05T19:25:00.002+08:00

001. Real Name :: Harikesh menon
002. Nickname(s)::Kesh...Nose...Keling..HAHAHA
003 Age ::16++++++++++
004.Horoscope :: Aries baaabbbyyy!!
005. Male or Female :: male
006. Elementary :: how the hell would i remember!
007. Middle School ::St Monica
008. High School :: SM Sung Siew Sandakan
009. College School ::
010. Hair colour ::Black
011. Long or Short :: Short
012. Loud or Quiet ::As loud as can get!
014. Phone or Camera :: Phone
015. Health Freak :: Kinda
016. Drink or Smoke :: Drink!!DUH.....
017. Do you have a crush on someone :: Done with all of that!
018. Eat or Drink :: Eat
019. Piercings :: nope!
020. Tattoos :: Thinking of it!not now though
021. Social or Anti-Social :: Social...everybody knows me!
022. Righty or lefty :: Right man!
023. First piercing :: .........
024. First relationship :: cant remember
025. First Best Friend :: Daryll Shang i guess
026. First Award ::dotn know
027. First Kiss :: i aint going to say!
028. First Pet :: Dogs and bitches!
029. First Big Vacation :: Bali...when i was 2!
030. First Love at first sight :: nto going to say!
031. First Big Birthday :: cant remember!!so many...
032. First Surgery ::soon i think!
033. First sport you joined :: tennis i think...or golf!
THIS OR THAT
034. Orange or Apple juice :: Apple juice
035. Rock or Rap :: Rocker!
036. Country or Screamo :: NON
037. NSYNC or Backstreet boys :: GAY SHIT!
038. Britney spears or Christina Aguilera :: Nope again!
039. Night or Day :: Depends!
40. Sun or Moon :: Moon..it make me horny!!HAHAHAHA
041. TV or Internet :: TV!
042. Playstation or xbox :: Playstation
043. Kiss or hug :: KISS...i mean in the band!
044. Iguana or turtle ::Dogs!
045. Spider or bee :: Spiders,just to freak people out!
046. Fall or spring :: Fall..again..it makes me horny!!HAHAHAHA
047. Limewire or iTunes :: iTunes
048. Soccer or baseball :: Soccer....Go Go Go..Aleh Aleh Aleh
CURRENTLY
049. watching nba game :: HELL NOO!
050. Drinking :: NOPE
051. Excitement level :: extremely low!i'm doing this cant you...i never do tags!
052. I'm about to :: Stone till i die!
053. Listening to :: My fan oscilate!
054. Plan for today :: Stone!
055. Waiting for :: Stonning to be over!
056. Energy Level :: Very low!
057. Thinking of someone :: Not anyone that i give a shit about!hhaha
058. Want kids? ::hopefully!
059. Want to get married? :: She has to have a nice ass!!i'm serious!
061. How many kids do you want ::2 boys and a girl..so i can manja the girl more!
062. Any name on the mind :: not going to tell you guys!
063. What did you want to be when you were little :: A superstar!!
064. Careers in mind :: Engineering!
065. Mellow future or wild :: Wild !!!
066. Something you would never try :: Gay sex!!!never ever in my whole freaking life!
067. When do you want to die :: Sooner or later!
WHICH IS THE BETTER IN THE BOY / GIRL YOU LIKE (IN THE FUTURE)
068. Lips or Eyes :: Teeth..she has to have good teeth...and Eyes!
069. Romantic or Funny? :: Abit of both!
070. Shorter or Taller? :: she cant be taller than me...
071. Protective or Caring? :: caring!
072. Romantic or Spontaneous? :: spontaneous!!alot better in bed!!HAHAHA
073. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms? :: Nice body!!!
074.Sensitive or Loud? ::More sensitive than loud...but she has to loud!
075. Hook-up or Relationship? :: Depends on my mood!
076. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? :: Depends on my mood!
077. Muscular or normal :: Nice ass and body...essential!!
078. Kissed a stranger :: I dont know why..but i want to!!sounds cool
079. Broken a bone :: Nope...amazing..knowing me
080. Lost glasses or contacts :: Contacts..amny times
081. Ran away from home :: Nope...i'm not some emo kid okay!
082. Held a gun/knife for self defence :: yes...against my brother!
083. Killed somebody :: Nope
084. Broken some one's heart :: Oh yes!!and sorry for that guys!
085. Had your heart broken :: Dont think soo!
086. Been arrested :: No.
087. Cried when someone died :: I dont think so!
088. Liked a friend more than a friend :: I use too..but got over that!
089. Yourself :: Not that much at all!
090. Miracles :: Dont think soo!
091. Love at first sight :: OH YEAH!
092. Heaven ::Not Anymore!
093. Santa Claus :: NOPE
094. Tooth Fairy :: No.
095. Kiss in the first date :: Oh yeah baby!!
096. Angels :: In a pickup line yes!
097. Is there 1 person you want to be with right now?::Sitting with the devil having whisky!!
098. Are you seriously happy with where you're in life now? :: yeah i am!!
099. Do you believe in God? :: Am still looking...if i do or not!
Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people ::
Yeeleng,Rowen,Wesley,Deepika,Yuznadeera,Berenica,Aish,Teresa,Catherina,Rufina!

Abbey's 20th birthday!

2009-03-26T18:35:00.004+08:00

This is my brother from another mother....my soul brother...my buddy...he has taught me alot these few years and i would like to wish him a fucking happy 20th birthday you tall indian faggot!!hahaha....didn't see that coming did you....have a blast man... send me picture...wishes from your brother here....peace out nigindy!!

Hobo alert!!

2009-03-24T11:59:00.007+08:00

These are really special people who havent been given a chance so if seen spare them some change or whatever you have in your pockets!!!They are like the heroes of our day...i'm so touched...HAHAHAHA

This is my favourite one...

Sunburst 2009!!Fuck Yeah!

2009-03-22T21:12:00.006+08:00

SUNBURST 2009!!!yeah baby...it was the cooliest concert ever.... no shit can beat that man...from the moshpits to the crowdsurfers!!it was fucking awesome!

They prepared a wall the for grafiti...look at that shit man!

Estranged performance was damn awesome....the moshpits during that was damn cool!!hahaha

Managed to get a picture with the singer and one of the guitarist!!i practically met the whole band yesterday thanks to rowen!
N.E.R.D performance was good....the Headbanging there was painful...hahaha...they performed their new song popcorn there!

Yeah baby!!!KORN was there....they were the best....the crowd was awesome except for some assholes going around punching people....but still it was fucking awesome man!!

This was the only good picture i got of him...with my phone lagi itu!!hahaha

We managed to get like 3 rows from the stage....my head hurts like hell still cause all of the headbanging and jumping and moshing!!hahahaha

Thats rowen on the left and his lecturer......who played bass for estranged too!!couldnt have had that much fun without rowen man!!he made all this happen and he introduced us to soo many people...thanks alot man...You the man!!!YEEHEEE!!

so the conclusion is SUNBURST 2009 was fucking mind blasting!!haha....cant wait for next year!!!I end with ''I'm coming undone today!!''

trip to estate....

2009-02-27T18:33:00.008+08:00

i have to blog about something so i've decided that i'll blog about my trip to abbeys dads estate afew weeks ago with dennis hareesh richmond my mum abbey and his parents!hahaha...it was the awesomest!hahaha....look at the pictures and you'll understand!
They were way on the otherside fishing while i was across from them!

Hareesh smilling like a little bitch on the phone!!hahaha

We were watching wholse line is it anyway on TV....thats whats so interesting!

Dennis was knocked out after the fishing....we had an awesome time anyway!

Abbey just had 3 new puppies and their white brown and black!all from the same dog....

This will be a good story to tell...okay...so imagine this...after i went fishing we got back to the house and i was all smelly sweaty and fishy so i decided to go have a shower,so i take my clothes of and put a towel on...i walk in the toilet, on the shower and just as i walk under the shower i see this big ass spider on the way...i shouted 'mother fucker' and ran as fast as i could...not forgetting to grab the towel that is!!so abbeys dad ended up killing it!!seriously its that big!!

While we were fishing mum and anuty susie came to see us!!

Hareesh apsara and dennis frishing on the other deck!!

Such a handsome guy on the other side fishing like a pro!!hahhahaa

Dennis is always ready to smile at a camera!!

Cool aint it?!!hahaha....my fish....YEEHEE!!

Richmond fishing as i watch him....

flexing ...bladdy fools!!hahahaha

Dont even know how to put a worm on the hook!!bagus kau mati la!hahahhaha

This was a really good trip....you guys should plan somethign like this!

UI NAH....siapa bah ni somboi ni?!!!macam aku kenal je!

what the hell is he doing?public somemore!!tak tahu malu!

Look at that big ass fish!!!hahahha

hahahha...dennis oh dennis!!!

Isnt this picture cool!!this was so like a random picture only!!

well thats all for the estate trip...it was a fucking good trip and i had a really good time with the 4 assholes!!!hahaha...if anyone has the chance to do somethign like this...trust me go and do it!!

A Day In The Life Of Harikesh Menon!

2009-02-21T17:56:00.007+08:00

Finally a update from me!!sorry people i know i havent been blogging...i've just been so caught up with life...anyway...i'm still waiting for some pictures from my trip to the estate so i decided to blog about my school life first instead...so here it is...
A Day In The Life Of Harikesh Menon

Okay everyone...give a big hand for this man right here...he sits next to me every hour of school and he can tolerate me....and thats because he annoys me back at times also but still....''CLAPS''
Okay...and now this is brian everyone...the white cookie amongst us...hahaha...and the smart one...

and you all know hareesh!!looks like he's humping chang doesnt it?!

Hi buddy!!!

OOOOooooo.....and this everyone is my english teacher Mr. Patrick Lim...which was also my dads golfing partner before my dad started to work in indonesia...sometimes in class he would just suddenly ask...harikesh,hows your dad?still in indonesia?...yeah teacher....and he would say, he was a good golfing partner,i miss him alot!hahaha...

Was board in class so thought of ways to annoy chang...so i filled in a surat tidak hadir for him!!haha

And this is the class of 5E...all 44 of us!hehehe

As you can see....brian,chang and lai kien hiung...the super genious...

theres another class right next to ours....our schools so full that they decided to convert the science lab into a class...so here we are...

And this ladies and gentleman is shamin singh sidhu...he's a cool relaxed fellow and he doesnt wear a turban!!hahaha...he will kill me if he saw that...so keep it to yourselves okay....and he's smart also...

The Pearl....during english lesson!

Theres chang reading it!

This is my tuiton chemistry teacher...i can never get a good picture of her...and she likes it that way...that little devil..we make fun of each other alot...maybe its because i've been going to her for 4 years...

And now thats my biology teacher in school and tuiton...she likes to make fun of me for no reason... and she's scary when she's angry...she has a stare that can burn through a mans soul...and her husbands my physics teacher...hahaha..they call him the smilling devil...he's always smiling,but when he gets angry...he's shit scary!

And this is mandy kwan man yee....hahaha....its nice distubing her cause she laughs alot!

And town was flooded a few days ago...some schools even had to close because of the flood...but not for our school...its on a freaking hill...sooo you get it...noo good contractors...

It was hell of alot worst before this...the water even went up till it covered the tires...thats how bad the weather is around here....hahaha....well,it still keeps me cozy and nice at school and home!!hahaha...so i think thats about it from me this time...promise i'll keep you guys updated from now on...sweet dreams!

Tagged by Rufina!

2009-02-02T16:16:00.002+08:00

I dont normally do this kinds of things
But since Rufina tagged me i'll do it!
Three names that friends call you-
Kesh..
DEI...
Keling..haha

Three most important dates in your life..
12.04.92,31.12!...and 5.12.09!

Three things you've done in the last 33 minutes..
went to take passport picture..
watch tv
and go online

Three ways to be happy..
play around of golf
finish school
chill with friends

Three of your songs as for now..this will be hard
bob marley-dont worry be happy
disturbed-stupify
jack johnson-good people

Three of your favourite hobbies..
golf
working out at the gym
having fun baby!

Three places you want to go for vacation..
Hawaii
Jamaica
Venice

Three favourite cartoon/anime characters..
Simpsons
South Park

Three malls you usually go..
Sunway Piramid
Midvalley

Three favourite drinks..
Coconut water
Teh Tarik
Ice Lemon Tea

Three favourite colors..
White
Black
Red

Top three hang outs..
The Golfclub
Home
Anywhere happening!!

Top three foods you love so much..
Mums lasagne!
Grandma's fish curry!
Dominos pizza

Top three things special to you..
Friends
Parties
Family

Top three attitudes you like..
Fun
Knows how to party
Relaxed

Three things you'll be doing tomorrow..
School
Gym
Tuiton.

Three reasons you answer this survey..
Rufina tagged me
Thought it'll be fun!
Dont question me!!haha

Three people that you tagged..
Chang
Balqis
Teresa

FUCK!

2009-01-27T19:27:00.000+08:00

FUCKED UP!

Went for the driving law lecture!!!KPP

2009-01-18T02:23:00.004+08:00

Hello everybody!!haha...well today morning there was school cause their having replacement classes for chinese new year but i didnt go..haha....a few friends and i went for our LAW lecture on driving...it was like a hell hole...look and see:

This is our workbook....hopefully i open it soon!

And this is our workbook...this book has 500 questions eventhough the computer test is only 50 questions!!haha

And finally we got this at the end of the 6 hour long lecture...a cert to proceed...without it we're practically screwed...

This is our 2nd lecturer mr.lim!hahaha...

This is our 1st lecturer Mr.Fung...his head was shining and i guess that was the main attraction and so while looking into the light reflecting from his head,the first hour past fast!hahaha

This is Mark....he was falling asleep already....

The guy infront of us couldnt take it anymore....

Hareesh and Richmond way on the other side!!

Nathanael with his ears plugged to lessen the pain!!

Then i started getting bored and took random fucking pictures....

RIGHT?!
I just looked at my shoe and decided to take a few snaps...

How you doing?!!hahaha.....it was freaking boring,i couldnt take it anymore...plus my ipod is at abbeys place...i had half a mind of paying someone to give me the cert and let me go home!!just imagine sitting in a room with 49 other people form 8am to 3 in the afternoon!!i thought it was never going to finish but it finally did!!hahaha....anyone thinking of going?make fucking sure you either bring alot of friends or an ipod,if your not doing either maybe an overdose on sleeping pills will do!!it wont hurt as much!!hahahahaha....so BYEEEEEE!!!FuCk ThE wOrLd...YEEHEEEE!

Sepilok trip....

2009-01-11T14:34:00.008+08:00

Its abit but i'll blog about it anyway...haha...

about a week ago,my friends and i went to sepilok,an orang utan wildlife centre... my friends dad has chalets around there so we planned to go there just before school starts and all!hahahaha....we did everything except see the monkeys!see the pictures and you'll understand.. Everyone...this is richmond...

God knows what they were up to...

Hareesh took all the blanket so elliot slept like this...hilarious!hahaha

All disturbing Ben while he was asleep...haha

Pity that fellow...but he did get a few good punches...

We were messing around with fire...we're arent kids anymore...

Look at his face....

Its like a whole new kind of matrix....

This looks cool...

I was fighting with richmond...

He was dozzing off...hahaha...

He was hyper...

Possing...
This one also possing...

Good picture....

Cheers fellows!!

Cheese!!!Cheers and party!!hahaha...hope you enjoyed that!

My hair...

2009-01-06T23:11:00.004+08:00

Okay, so yesterday was the second day of school and all.... all went well and i met everyone and all that crap...so basicly schools been boring and normal lets put it that way... the only thing that was bothering me was my hair cause it was so thick and the wheather is fucking hot... so i decided to go to town and ask ''AH CHAI'' to cut my hair...he's my barber by the way..when i went there i had ot wait for 10 fucking people so i decided not to.... and because of my impatience and the fucking heat,the following happened... i decided to give that a try because the fellow didnt really know how to cut my hair...hahahaha...i'm still happy and the ladies seem to dig it!!hahahaha

Interact Christmas Dinner!

2008-12-29T22:30:00.007+08:00

Last night they had the 1ST annual chritmas celebration held by the interact club...and since hareesh all were performing we decided to join in... so here how it was..
He was falling...clumsy asshole...ahahhaha He's the horny rocker mummy from hell...the horns were defining that he was horny and the giutar was cause he could rock...

And i was to intruduce him...we maek such a good couple..

Oh,and game was make your friend into a mummy with tissue paper...we all did this,and poor elliot was the victim of all this...

Dont i look sexy with the shining eyes...preeewww

This was while they were stuffing balloons into me..

And the prize for winning was a handfull of sweets...atleast it was fun!

Me modeling with my balloon filled muscular body...

And i voluntered to play the game...

The band performing...

He was a real good MC,he knows how to bring the life to a party...

HAHAHA...randomly went up and started dancing...

good dancer arent i?

This was me thinking of a dance to do with the MC...i was in a hyper mood that day...

Overall,eventhough the rest of the crowd sucked except a few tables...it was a fun dinner,and the MC's were really good....ENJOY,sweet dreams...

Merry christmas...

2008-12-28T00:54:00.002+08:00

Merry christmas everyone... i know its been afew days but the dinners and parties have been awesome,well some of them were... from the christmas dinners to the farewell parties...its all good to a brother...i need to gather all the pictures for my year end summary,hopefully i aint to busy...

The parties have been pratically everyday since i got back...and there still alot more... so i'll do my best to update and just wanted to wish everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!sweet dreams...

On my mind!!

2008-12-23T23:46:00.002+08:00

i've now just realized that TRUST is a whole load of bullshit.... its not that anyone did or said anything but thinking back and realizing whats happened and what has been done,trust is a whole load of bullshit in those situations...you could know 100's and 1000's of people but only 1 or so can be trusted...even for myself, i can name a handfull of my friends that i put my full trust on even i havent know them for soo long...

The insecurity level among people is like a shit storm...they dont take risk to have fun,yet they just mumble and groouch about everything...and now that trully pisses me off,when someones to do something fun but doesnt want to take a risk....hahahaha...you all think i sound so serious dont you...but thats whats actually on my mind!!

i would like to end with a joke...for making you all shit confused!No hard feelings,whoevers it is..

there was this singh guy and he wasnt really modern...so once he went to this high-class hotel and he had to use the toilet so he did...but after that he didnt know how to flush...he was thinking and thinking..then he took a sock and scooped that crap out...so it was all in the sock...then he started swinging it...and suddenly it got stuck on the wall! so he called up room service and a young kid came up and said ''room service,may i help you?''..then the guy brought him to the toilet and told him...''i'll pay you 50 dollars if you can help me clean it''...and the boy replies,''i'll pay you 100 dollars if you can tell me how the hell you got that up there?!!""

My ratings...

2008-12-20T23:46:00.002+08:00

Hi everyone.....liked the last update?!hahaha...well i have something new in mind today...for the last 48 hours i think i have watched around 10 movies so i thinking and i thought lets give my ratings on them......hahaha

Halloween-horror:7/10..this movie was so sick, i actually liked it...

semi-pro-comedy:6/10..will farrels done it again...it was hilarious but so stupid

Forgetting sarah marshal-comedy:8/10...this is one of the best comedies i've watched so far...hahaha...

Eagle eye-action:7/10...real good action movie,but it was kinda draggy...for me though

Burn after reading-comedy/confusing:9/10....the cohen brothers have done it once again and made the movie weird but hilarious..haha

Bunny house-?:3/10...guess its not my type of movie...

My blueberry night-lovey-dovey:8/10...movies really slow but good and understandable...not really my type but i liked it..haha

The sisterhood of the travelling pants 1&2-sisters movie and since there was nothing to do i had to suffer through it:5/10....chick flick

Madagascar 2-family movie:good family movie and its funny too...

i guess thats about it...there are a few more but cant really remember it though...haha...so let me know what you guys think about the ratings....BYEEE!!

Surfing in Bali!

2008-12-16T11:05:00.018+08:00

Hi everyone...i know,long time havent posted anything with pictures...so here it is...My first time surfing in Bali!!haha...its a damn cool thing to learn...something you have to try...anyway i hope you emjoy the pictures and lazy to type so you undertand...hahaha...

Here's my brother falling off the board...haha....

She couldn't really carry the board so the instructor helped...but the picture looks cute doesnt it?

hahaha...this was after the break and i was tired and lazy to carry it...

Damn hot sun!but we had the best time man!!

Dont we all look soooo good?haha

Look!!its the pro surfer...hehe

hahaha...he had a huge smile on his face

YEEHEE!!!

OOOOOOooooooooo!!HAHA....mouth drooling...

And here is me falling....with style..

Smilling:)

Looking at the intructor....

That hurt my balls.....i remember the pain....

This looks real good...

MMMMmmmmhmmmmmm.......

HEHE....

This is hareesh after the picture below....hahaha

This was before above.....

This is my sister....

She looks like she's doing a dance....

And i do look like i'm doing a dance too....

OWNING the board.....

Hareesh doing his thang.....

HAHA....i like how i fall here....

She smilling while falling!!:)

She's liked it alot...so did all of us...

I like this alot too...hahaha....the girl contributes abit...hahahaha

yeehee....she too was a begginer i think...haha

This is hareesh falling.....

I like how i fall here too...

This was when we just started...

water was splashing in our faces...

gooooo....goooo.....goooo

instructions before the surf...our instructor,BADUUUTTTTT!!

Well this is what you need to do to surf so just do it...hahaha

Thats all for the surfing...you guys have to try it...might be tired and your body while hurt practically everywhere even your nipples...trust me!!but its awesome and damn fun...hahaha....will do it for sure if have the chance...

The past!

2008-12-12T23:28:00.003+08:00

Hi everyone..i'm in a happyish mood.....i'm in malacca visiting the folks...going up to kl tomorrow...
whenever i come here for a day or even for a week,i always remember my childhood and all the stupid things we use to do....most probably because there's nothing else to do around here...hahaha
I remember once i was 5 i think and i was eating porridge but i was so sleepiy and my mum kept bugging me to go to sleep but i really wanted to finish the damn thing,next thing i saw was a picture of my face in the porride...and once when hareesh and i were fighting for a toy gun and my mum got angry and she smashed it...and when a bee stung hareesh's ass!!hahahaha...i even remember some of the walls i use to run into...i had an awesome childhood even with all the accidents...added the fun! I would go back anyday if had the chance...hahaha.... well thats all i have to say,i'm thinking about something now so i'll end here...see you guys....

P.S-the worlds so fucking confusing at times,but we still need to live through it....

Hello people...Apa macam Pak?!! Ibu?!!

2008-12-08T08:17:00.004+08:00

Hi everyone....i tried to blog about my bali trip but the pictures came out sooo small so i decided to do it when i get back there....well now i'm still in jakarta....coming back on tuesday.....this trip was and awesome one....1 thing i dont get is why the hell do they have so many malls in jakarta which are so close by...i think yesterday alone we went to 5!hahaha....
And the people here are so kind,and gentle....nothing compared to malaysia...
Jakarta-"may i take your order mr."full of courtesy...
Malaysia-"apa you mau makan?""cepat cepat banyak orang tunggu!!"Hahaha....well some of them do...
everyone is sleeping now and i'm the only one awake blogging!!hahaha.....i think i can here the people in the next room though....hahhaha.....i'm stoning in front of the computer now thinking what to type sooo i guess thats a sign that i'm done here,wont want to bore you too much...so take care everyone....sweet dreams....the worlds fucking awesome!!!at times...HAHAHA

Stray Goats?!!

2008-11-20T16:19:00.007+08:00

Hello everybody!haha.....i havent really taken the pictures from the kk trip and need to still think about it so i'll give post about what i did today....hope you dont get bored...

Its been raining non stop since like 10 in the morning...i feel fat for no good reason..i so need to go to the gym...i went out with my mum for a little while and i got stuck in the car cause i didnt wanna go out to the taylor....

ANYWAYS....here's the fun part.....we all have heard of stray dogs and stray cats right?but have any of you head of stray goats.....no joke...the goats were actually walking by the shops and the shop owners were chasing them away....i couldnt really do anything but laugh my ass off could i?hahaha These goat are more disturbing than stray dogs....they make soo much more noise...i think i might be more scared of a stray goat then a stray dog....hahahaha

You cant make this shit up.....i pratically laughed till my face was all red and my mum asked what my problem was when she got back...

I love this picture....it's sooo whats the word....cold...hahahaha

And this is when i started to get bored and mess with the camera...

A spider even decided to end my boredem by jumping onto the windscreen...

I think i'll name him Mr.Biggles!!haha...screw that,i think four legs the spider of death is more pratical....what the hells wrong with me....HAHAHA

These are just random pictures of the raindrops on the windscreen...

AND that concludes my post for the day....next post will be of my trip to KK with elliot and wesley!!So Happy Holidays everyone..i feel in the christmasy mood all of a sudden...Its the season to be jolly and get fucking wasted!!HAHA...Hope you enjoy the post...

School......well for the rest of the students!

2008-11-10T20:14:00.009+08:00

Chang looks like he has problems....sick fellow...

We all we're in the white houe th ewhole time while the rest of the school was having prize giving ceremony....and the guest of honours speech was an hour long...thank god we weren't there...

And from this picture you can see deepika,me chang being grabbed by me and wesleys head...cant really see his face cause as we all know....he's not so tall!!!

I just started taking stupid pictures for no good reason...haha

And this is secks face....i think this is the only nice picture i've seen of him...oh ya cause i took it!haha

Its joseanne and deepika....

And now its audrey and deepika...

Joseanne and Deepika once again....

This is of my buddy and i!!hahaha...he asked for a head massage and here it is....

It must have been a damn good massage....looks like he's taken botox!

This is such a bad picture of her...haha...sorry amanda

i damn syok sendiri la....but i dont look too bad here....right?!!

He looks like he's desperate....HOBO!

They all were having prize giving ceremony as i said!!hahaha...unfair isnt it?

Its the Worlds Most Horniest MAN!!!I'm he's next target....Run,run for my life...hahaha

And This is the Second Most Horniest Man Alive.....He was first for the past 10 years till elliot took his title...

This is justa fool....trying to be horny...hahaha....joke...

Hahaha.....we were playing cho tai tee...and i was wining i think...cant you see the smile on my face?

Random picture

Elliot doing god knows what....

HAHAHA....This is a candid picture of joseanne.....she looks so so blur..sorry joseanne.....i'm chatting with her online right now...hahaha

Hahaha...this is another nice picture....hahaha.....

OH YA...to start of the morning, we had a little show...a total nerd accidentally hit the total gansters car....hahaha.....we we're laughing our asses off...hahaha

And....its such a nice feeling to start off the morning...watching people quarrel...haha....espeacially chinese when they start cursing oh HAI YE!!hahahahaha....

Thats all for this post....hope you enjoy it...TAKE CARE NOW....Yee hee....i know i willl....The worlds a Fucked up place as we all know it....so BEWARE!!haha

Pictures from annual dinner and deepika's&audreys parties..

2008-11-08T12:30:00.009+08:00

Here the rest of the pictures from the annual dinner and the pictures from deepika's and audreys birthday parties...

Deepika's birthday
And these are the guys with the irthday girl...i think she liked us being around her...

The group with the birthday girl...

And thats me hugging joseanne...she was lucky,she kepty getting good looking ones...hahahaha

She looks so happy doesnt she...hahaha

Thats cason huggign joseanne

We began to play the hugging game....AGAIN....

All the guys and few of the girls....

This everyone,was the birthday girl!!

Hareesh and elliot started the party off by singing a song...hahaha...i was either playing golf or pratising or bathing or somethign like that...cant remember where i was..

Thats all for audreys party.....

OOOOO.....i'm hugging corrie in this one...hahaha

All the guys chit-chatting about the booty!!oh yeah...hahaha

There finally he hit the jackpot and he got his girl....

I'm hugging berenica in this one...

And i'm pratically strangeling her in this one....haha

HAHA....look at elliots face downthere...he might be thinking,look at this smalled eyed chinese boy huggingmy women...hahaha...beware MR. Chang Vui Hyan...
I don't understand why the girls love to play the hugging game...hahaha

I cant remember why i was doing this...but i almost got thrown to the ground..hahaha Picture with the birthday girl....

There's chang once again...hahahaha

Picture with the birthday girl...Second one with the brithday girl...

AND AGAIN!

I was telling a stupid joke about a singh guy....

This one joseanne took....looks so good cause its covering most of my face..hahaha

Well,these are the rest from the annual dinner...

Hahaha....i soooo spoilt this picture,with my head sticking in the middle and all..

This one doesnt look too bad...hahaha
Once again with the big boss himself...

The big guys was the MC,he should have got somethng for even having the balls to dress like that...hehe Picture of the gang with robert....

Finally something chang isnt behind off...

Chang and i like so fucking spoiled this picture also...its like his trademark....whenever he sees someone taking a picture,he'll somehow manage to get to the back and smile to the camera....haha...no matter where and who...

This picture is like sooo fucked up...hahaha....

Annual dinner

2008-11-04T20:29:00.006+08:00

He's posing his face....like it will help alot to make him look better!!hahaha

Its the big boss...hahaha....

Hahahaha.....He looks like a waiter!!hahahahah...sorry seck
EI...its joseanne....the one and only women for elliot nicholas khoo boon kheng

Its the CHINESE! the SINGH!! and the INDIAN!!!

My brother form another mother....Indian power...hahaha

I look high dont i ?but seriously i'm not.....

This one pula i'm closing my eyes!!

The 2 love birds..... And once again!!

I kept making fun of her small eyes,so she was tryign to make them bigger...hahaha...and thats audrey sitting next to her!

The other couple....damn i need to find someone and fast!! Wesley and i getting the sexy on!!hahaha

They looks so cute together!!hahahaha

She looks the same but his face is so screwed up!!haha

Hahaha...its his birthday tomorrow and i'm bustingmy head on what to do....am cluless!!

And well thats the annual dinner pictures that i have and ELLIOT havent givern me the rest even though he said he was goign to give it to me like 3 days ago....hahaha....TAKE CARE EVERYONE....hahaha.....INDIAN POWER!!hahahahahaha

A post long to be done...Effects of stress...

2008-10-25T13:59:00.008+08:00

Before i leave in approximately 1 hour and 40 minutes,i would like to make you all laugh the next time you read the blog...so here it is,the long in developing post...

EFFECTS OF STRESS!!

As seen below the effects of stress have become very common nowadays....there are many type of effects and many types of symptoms too,below are different types of symptoms that are being suffered by different people....

Firstly, it the falling asleep in public places symptom....

This man fell asleep in school and was screwed with by his friends...hahaha
Poor boy....he just suddenly fell asleep in tuiton....

This person just suddenly fell asleep in the bus....people taught he might have died....

This person just doze off in class while teacher was teaching....such a horrible symptom...

This random guy was snapped when he fell asleep in his teachers house....

Whereas, this is the last and worst stage of the symptom where the people start to look sick and deformed!!its actually really scary...

Secondly,the growth of cardboard hair is another symptom that is very common around people... AS you can see above,the young gentlemen is showing the sign of hair growth on his chin...
(my eye was swallon) the young handsome gentlemen above says that every time he shaves it off it grows back in 5 minutes....
The man above shows a different kind of cardboard hair growth on his face.....

The size of a persons head too is effected due to stress...as you can see above,the mans head has enlarged in width and length....

This is a symptom not too common among the elderly but very common among the youngsters nowadays...its called the syok sendiri syndrome.....the person starts talking nonsense to himself....when no one is around....fascinating isnt it?

Next, there is the temporary ugliness!!yes it make a person ugly....

its so sad for this guy.the symptom never really wore off till today!!

yes i know,why are his eyes so small...the temporary ugliness effects the size of the eyes too...

As seen above, this is the worst part of the temporary ugliness stage where the person losses his/her hair and gains weight....

Lastly,its the temporary insanity part...below are different people suffering from it...

this is a person that goes thinking he's a superstar...its actually quite hilarious...

This is a symptom that is very dangerous...the following person in the picture thinks he is an actor in some steven siegal movie...the person starts to act like he is in an full time action movie.....

All above look hilarious but after long periods of time become harmful...so beware and if any of these symptoms are noticed in yourself,DO NOT delay and go to the LOCAL VET immediately!!Its Harikesh Menon saying good bye and hope you enjoy the post....

Happy deepavali everyone...

2008-10-25T12:16:00.002+08:00

To all my brothers and sista's indian or not i as respectful indian wish you all a Happy Deepavali.....and i'll be leaving to KL in like 4 hours for the week!!so enjoy the holiday and i would love to say this...''THANK YOU, COME AGAIN!!!''HAHAHA....Okay...i end here...hopefully my things are all packed...smell you later!

Exams are done with....

2008-10-22T20:40:00.003+08:00

Atlast....the freaking exams are done with,its such a relief....now its the time to relax and pray that the results are not that screwed up....so if you know that your not going to do well for sure...i advise you to start running...it will save you some time!!hahahaha......skipping school tomorrow...need to finish my IT coarsework by friday and to relax the mind!!screw that....

The exams are finally fucking over....YEEHEEE!!!no more nagging to study and best of all no more forcing myself to stay awake in class!!!peace has come.....

Filler for the week...

2008-10-12T10:02:00.004+08:00

And something to remind you all how i look...if i dont make it alive!!!hahahaha

Aint it pretty?!!!

Hello everybody....this is a filler for the next week...so hope you guys enjoy just starring at it..hahaha....i'll not be online for the whole week cause the fucked up papers are this week....its 3 papers bio tomorrow,history on tuesday,3 papers chemistry on wednesday,3 papers physics on thursday and maths on friday....understandable aint it?hahaha.....its going to be a fucking long week....so wish me luck...hahhahahahahaha......(fuck!!!)

Australia Trip

2008-10-09T20:09:00.009+08:00

There,these are the australia trip pictures....sorry for being so late though...and thank you miss Lat for reminding me...i'm getting sleepy so i'll let the pictures speak for themselves...hope you all enjoy!!

thats me....hahha

ABBEY AND I....HANDSOME BOYS....hahahaha
In the bus back to the hotel...
At the beach...i was freezing my balls off!!
Checking our Bond university.....its like a city of its own...

And the 2 that went wrong....hahahhaha
The four beautiful children...hahaha

HANDSOME BOY AH!!
Don't mess with me...or prepare to get your ass whooped!!

Dad and mum were relaxing while we were at the water theme park!! The rides were awesome..
i was being burnt like hell that day,wasnt in the mood to fight back!
Look at the kangaroo at the back...at a random golf course!!dont forget to look at me also la..
Abbey joined us!
The scooby-doo ride in movie world!

Kurt the south african that joined us the whole trip!brothers friend!hahahah....he's a fool...
the water ride at movie world!
Me annoy my sister...hahahhaha
The group picture...outside abbey's place...
outside movie world....the malaysian flag was somewhere up the too!!amazingly

Speed racer car...ZOOOM ZOOOOMM!!
There the malaysian flag,the smaller one on the right>>
Brothers pimping ride...hahaha

Exams are here!!

2008-10-08T20:25:00.002+08:00

Exams have started....malay papers was yesterday,it was okay i guess....for the essay it was like what are the roles of women in the building of out country or something like that...i've never wrote an essay so serious in my life!!hahahaha....and today morning was english and modern maths...english paper was okay,the literature was hard,the poem if was really tough...the essays were good....i just kept on writing and writing without stopping....directed writing i wrote a piece of paper full,front and back...and the continues writing....the question was end your essay with''i regret playing truant that day''....i wrote one of my best pieces,i just hope teacher likes it...story line was really good...i couldnt stop writing and time was running out so i had to stop it at around 800 words!!hahahah...first time writing so much.....

Hello and Sorry

2008-10-07T19:26:00.003+08:00

HELLO everybody....like the new layout?!!!i know i have to do a few more touch-ups to it but just bare with me!!i'm sorry i havent been updating,my internet modem burst last week and it took the tmnet fools a whole fucking week to fix it so put yourself in my shoes will you...the whole holidays...so sad...anyway the exams have started and studying all the time....its only for 11 more days....so see you all soon!!

BACK....

2008-09-24T14:59:00.004+08:00

Last but not least....Everyone meet ANABELL....the new addition to the family...we got her on monday right after we landed...hahah.....she's so small but playful like hell...hahaha.....

Dear Lai En En....
AND SECK!!

okay everyone i'm back....hahaha....and i hate being back not because of the place but because of the damn weather...i'm so damn hot!!and not normal hot..this hot is when your sitting in an air-cond car and you can sweat!damn....anyway i'm not going to blog about my trip yet because god only knows where th camera is and the weather is pissing me off...so i would like to wish 2 people a HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY which is SECK MIN GUANG and LAI EN EN...hahaha....

Australia here i come!!

2008-09-11T21:51:00.002+08:00

Hello Eveybody i'm Harikesh Menon,hahahaha.....i'm going to australia tomorrow evening...so please do not call me!!it will cost a fortune for both of us!!hahaha.....my family and i are going to meet my brother there....and ofcause dear abbey will tag along when we reach there...so goodbye everybody...see you when i come back....

Berenica's and Wesley's Sweet Sixteen!!

2008-09-05T19:22:00.005+08:00

Once again i would like to wish a very Sweet 16 to Wesley and Berenica...and to everyone else celebrating their sweet 16 anytime soon!!

Dear Elliot and Joseanne!
Preparing for the grill!
The girls and hareesh
Thats me all sweaty and without enough sleep!!hahaha
Its me with the Birthday Girl!!YEEHEE

This is a nice picture!!hahaha...pity chang though...leave his hair alone!
Kasihan penny!being squashed by 2 sweaty giants...
OOOOOOooooo...i'm smooking hot aren't I!!!sorry elliot you look so blur?are you okay?
I bumped my head on her head and then elliot took the picture!!doesn't look too bad anyway huh...hahahahaha
BIRTHDAY BOY!!!

Horrible picture!
The whole gang with the birthday queen and king sitting in the middle...
Thats hareesh with hiew fui yee!
Corrie was there....she looks good eventhough she was in the sun for 2 whole days playing golf...she beat me at golf just now btw..
It was a hot conversation going on,look at how serious i am!

Sorry for the late post everybody....its been 3 weeks so fast....anyway i'm here to blog about berenica's birthday party on sunday! see you all...

Kota Kinabalu

2008-08-23T09:34:00.009+08:00

Good Morning Everyone...i had the most beautiful sleep last night....but it all ended when my dog started licking my face...HAHAHA....my post today will be about my trip to kk with elliot wesley and cason....sorry but i didnt take many pictures and the ones that you see are the only ones suitable enough to be posted...hahaha

BUS TRIP!!!
THIS WAS AT THE ROOM....

we arrived in kk at 1 o'clock in the afternoon on wednesday and dennis picked us up.......we went for lunch and had chicken rice,it wasn't that bad!!hahaha...and then we went and check into the hotel but eventually had to wait an hour for them to clean the room so we decided to go shopping in that time...so we went bought few things and all and then we came back to the hotel and checked into our room....room818.....hahha......we rested and then at night we were going out..but cason had to go see his grandparents so he couldn't join us...oh well!

At night we had dinner in this small shop that had the most delicious chicken and pork chop...and the portions were awesome for its price....hahaha....then we went to this place called upperstar we just had a few drinks and made our way home...but we had a good time talking and talking about the usual...''CRAP''....hahahaha.....and this is the best part...>>

Dennis dropped us back at the hotel and cason already was back at like 10+ and we told him to put his phone next to him incase he falls asleep so we can call him....and we walked into the hotel at like 12+ and walked up to the room and we started calling and calling him and ringing the door belll.....that went on for 30 mins when we got fed up and asked the receptionist to open the door for us....so someone came up and helped us...the best part is the jackass latched the door....and we spend another 10 mins shouting in the room until he finally woke up and opened the door....and after our frustration...that fellow said i'm hungry lets go to mcdonalds....stupid fellow...HAHAHA....I STILL LOVE YOU CASON....so we did go and went back to the hotel room by 1+ and i and wesley were knocked out soon after...but elliot and cason were doing god knows what for another hour....

the next day while i was having my sleep someone knocked me and made me wake up at 7 something!!arg.......so we all woke up and got ready and walked around the place and finally had philipino food for breakfast...its actually quite good...haha...after that we met dennis again and went to afew malls to get few things and then went back to the hotel again and just relaxed the pain in our legs...and that night cason had something on again so wesley elliot dennis and i were in the town once again....bachelors night out....HAHAHA....we went to places that will not be mention!hahaha...tried things...and most of all had a fucking good time....so yeah.....and we went back to the hotel at like 1+ this time....and the best thing begins again...

we remember telling cason wake up when we call you and don't latch the door again....he said yes thought he wouldn't do it...anyway when we walked into the hotel......... welsey had to ask the receptionist something about the room and i mentioned try to get a key so we don't have to wake cason up..(we even thought of him!!)..and we managed to get one...we were so glad we didnt have to wake him up and ask anyone for help...when we swiped the cardkey on the door a green light flashed meaning me can open it....then suddenly bang....the jackass latched the door again.!!!we were really pissed this time...hahhaa....we shouted and sooner or later he came and opened it....his excuse was i dont want to die just because my friends went out!!!stupid fool...

hahha....next morning we had breakfast and then packed our things and met dennis at burger king for lunch and by 2pm we were sitting on the TUNGMA bus heading back to sandakan!!hahaha....we all had a awesome time!!

This is a long ass post!!!haha...i think i'll end here....so goodbye so long surrender....PEACE OUT FOOLS!!!hahahahahahahahahahahahahha

Its what you all have been waiting for!!

2008-08-13T14:15:00.013+08:00

Its finally here, what you all have been waiting for!!!its the games show everyones knows!!!

''GUESS THE AAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!''

Lets start with our participants....firstly

HARIKESH...which is me by the way...dont i just look so good?!!hahaha And next is our dearest yet horniest participants Mr. Seck Min Guang

Third is rocking man Mr. Chang Vui Hyaaaannnnnnnn!!
Sorry wesley this is the only picture i had of you!!

Our toilet man....i mean,our funky guy WESLEY!!!yee hee!!
This is our chubby and annoying yet so kind and though participant MR.Cason Chin!!WOOOHOOO...
And last but not least our Macho looking in love particpant Mr.ELLLIIIOOOOTTTT KHOOO!!
This is how the game works...i show you a picture of AN ass...and i give you a choice of A,B,C & D

for you to choosee okay...answers should be in the chatbox as show below...

1.A,2.B,3.C... OR A,B,C...The person with the most correct wins the grandprize stated at the end of the post!!

1

SMILE!!

A.ELLIOT KHOO

B.CASON CHIN

C.JASON LIEW

D.WESLEY CHANG

2

A.CASON CHIN

B.CHANG VUI HYAN

C.ELLIOT KHOO

D.HARIKESH

A.HARIKESH

B.SECK MING GUANG

C.WESLEY CHANG

D.CASON CHIN A.HARIKESH

B.CHANG VUI HYAN

C.SECKMING GUANG

D.ELLIOT KHOO

A.CASON CHIN

B.SECK MING GUANG

C.WESLEY CHANG

D.HARIKESH

A.ELLIOT KHOO

B.CHANG VUI HYAN

C.HARIKESH

D.CASON CHIN

A.ELLIOT KHOO

B.WESLEY CHANG

C.CASON CHIN

D.SECK MING GUANG

A.HARIKESH

B.ELLIOT KHOO

C.CHANG VUI HYAN

D.CASON CHIN

E.SECK MING GUANG

........................END OF QUESTIONS..................................

Its not as easy as it seems people...choose wisely and think twice before you confirm the answer...the human ass is a very complicated part to reconize...i i wish you all luck...

PRIZES...

2ND RUNNER UP wins a

FREE FLIGHT to meet the man with the biggest ass!!...(which is in sandakan by the way,one of the participants to be frank)

1ST RUNNER UP wins a

SILVER PLATED TOILET BOWL that massages,wipes,cleans and flushes for you..the best thing is that its all automatic ,you dont have to lift a finger!!

WINNER gets the GRANDPRIZE

A FULLY EXPENSED TRIP tooooooo URANUS!!!(UR-ANUS)....

so type,type,type and get the answers right to win the prizes.....competition end on the 19 of september so be quick and snatch the grand prize....

participants are not allowed to take part in this competition.....if suspected and found,participants will be fined or sent to a day at miss teoh house and can do whatever she wants to you all...HAHHAHAHA.....(TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY.......for further information.pls call 016-5827310)

this is the after party for the success of one of the best game show....so take part and win great prizes....thank you!!!

2008-08-12T15:34:00.003+08:00

I'm sorry everyone...on wednesday when i came home and wanted to use the computer peacefully the modem burnt till now...long story!!anyway i just want to update on everything i guess!!!firstly..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY YEE YAN ON THE 8.8.08!!!(sorry for the late wishing it was all due to technical difficulties!!)
anyways.....i have my next post all set up and ready,its going to be freaking hilarious!!so dont miss it!
the weekend was kinda boring cause there was school on saturday...it messes alot of plans up!and after this week i'm going to be free...finally holidays...a break from school is like a slice of heaven for me!!hahaha....check the next post!

sorry

2008-07-30T14:44:00.002+08:00

sorry for the late update everyone....i've been like so busy with school and golf and all....i'll tell you what happened throughout the past 2 weeks okay..
the test are starting again so yeah i need to study!!!i was sick last monday and tuesday and was flooded with work on wednesday till friday....then suddenly saturday i found out that i'm playing in the golf medal opn sunday and that night i had to go for a party....so i went for the party and all and only ended up sleeping at like 1...the worst thing is that i had to wake up at 5 and get ready for golf...tee'd off at 7 and played kinda horrible but it was my first medal and all so i didnt really care!!hahaha....and then i fell sick the next day again..and yesterday i went to school and had to retake like 2 papers!!haha...the thing i'm most proud off these past few days is that i just passed my physics!!!hahahaha....yeah!!!anyway i promise the next post will be hilarious,dont forget to check in!!kanasai!!hahaha...peace out!!

Drama competition 2008

2008-07-20T11:47:00.010+08:00

eventhough we lost,we slapped a smile on our face and walked out with pride and stuffed my face with ice cream...hahahahaha....it was so good..

finally a decent looking picture of me!haha...don't i look steaming hot?hahahahahha

OWH....i look so caring...hahaha...this was after the drama was all over...
most of us were trying to sleep....
Aha.....she got fooled by us....hehe

it started with ms.hiew and algernon and ended up like this!!!hahahaha
waiting for rehersal...
usually people tend to be scared around this time...we were so happy we were still alive after the bus ride thats why we are so relaxed...
the discussion the night before...we all looked so relaxed!!haha
as we were going to go into the hall where it started!!

dennis dropped by and was there till like 12 plus...haha
why do they like to take pictures of people sleeping!!
daniel sleeping....
i was sleeping....evil people...haha
The girls....

guess who's ass is this!!!hahahha
Dear ms anne.....she looks so smart in this...ahah
All the pictures of me are all so damn wrong!!hahaha
ELLIOT trying to immitate god knows who!!hahha
I'm washing my hair with full of pasion!!!haha....and no i was not naked!!the bottom is covered!!

The group picture.....
Stupid cat was annoying us....
But he wasn't...he sat next to his girl and looks as happy as he can be!!
He was getting horny...hahaha...the girl must have been very hot! even joseanne was looking...
HAHAHA...i think he was looking at a hot chick...

MS.HIEW....i mean MDM.HIEW!!hahahahaha
The Teachers!!
HAHAHAHA...its us!!
thats where we had lunch...it was so relaxing...
kundasang.....its was kinda cold....

the cow was either angry at us or wanted to get it on with me cause he was eyeing us the whole time!!
The bus tyre ''pancit''....so we were stuck there....
This is just a very wrong picture....hahaha its the clan.....
The guys with the teachers...

Shall i shag now or shag later!!!OHHHH BEHAVE!!!hahahaha

He's getting it on!!yeah baby,yeah!!

OMG,its the new DARKNIGHT!!!!.....HAHAHAHAHHA
malu la saya.....
He was falling asleep during the drama!!!hahahahhaha

what shall i say?!
its the gathering of the members for the plot of assasination!
HAHAHHA...thats was a very hyper night for all of us...Look at elliot,he's so emooo!
YEEHEE....look at me.....''i am lindsay lohan''!!
I think he was freaking high that night.....HAHAHA

Don be messing with a brother while he be sleeping man!
HAHHAHAHHAA...look at her face!!HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Foxy mama getting her beauty sleep!
HAHAHAHHA.....baby L is sleeping...
OOOoooooooooooooooo....nice legs!!

These are the pictures from our drama competition in keningau,eventhough we didnt win we still had the time of our life...hahaha......

There these are the pictures...

2008-07-08T17:19:00.005+08:00

A promise is a promise and these are the pictures...I'm not in such a bloddy good mood so let the pictures speak for themself la....
Oh this was friday night when we went out!
Damn alot of food that night..
And only 3 of us were eating!hahaha

Class

Friday night

What are they doing?

My moral teacher!

My file
Chang!
Brian!

Miss Paulina!hahhaha...class teacher/malay teacher

I was bored so this is my version of chinese gangster!
I will kick your ass man!(DEEP CHINESE ACCENT
what the chi bi is this?

Screw this!

2008-07-06T16:47:00.003+08:00

Ok screw all of this...i'm fed up of letting go off funny things that happen in school just because we cant use our phones..screw the teachers ,screw the fear screw the fucking rules..sometimes you got to grow some balls...tomorrow i'll take pictures of whatever happens during class and lets see how it goes!!fuck'em all baby!!!HAHAHAHA

Finally a good post!

2008-06-27T19:27:00.007+08:00

There was a fish in the middle of the hairway!HAHAHAHA
Punya cantik!this is how a good photographer takes pictures!finally show you right abbey!

Modeling!hahahha
HAHAHAHA
Its all candals baby!
Chinese exchange student from china!
Golf view today!

HAHAHAHA....eat it chang!
NAUGHTY NAUGHTY...catherina playing with a condom!
Condom salesgirl!This is Bubba everyone!!!he just walked into school today and was running around the whole school!he's one of us niggers!HAHAHA....
Algernon!fui yoo!ganas oh.....

Not so bad looking ah?!
I have a nephew!
Yup thats a condom!we were bored so we started playing with the condoms!sick right!hahahah

Damn small la!hahahaha....

All this happened during the week!hahahaha...not that bad ah.....enjoy yourself and pls leave a comment!

no kick

2008-06-26T20:49:00.001+08:00

sorry people for the lack of post....many things have happened so far but i haven't got that extra kick that makes my blog so fun...without that i'll bore your brains out...so whats the point...SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME INSPIRATION!!

THEEEEEE SECK METHOD FOR A PERFECT ASS!

2008-06-14T17:58:00.002+08:00

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Magnificent

2008-06-09T17:24:00.002+08:00

Masterpiece!!!
MAGNIFICO!!

Admit it la!!i'm good aren't i?i've got a hilarious post coming up!!i guarentee you'll laugh your socks off...my promise to my dear viewers!!

The Green Kancil!!!

2008-06-05T20:59:00.003+08:00

observation1.1

I have to blog about this shit...i remember it as it was just yesterday!!or was it?hahaha...

this was like 2 years ago if i'm aint mistaken..we were going out for drinks with abbey, so it was abbey hareesh and i..we went to the shop(its called equator)but it was packed,cant remember what holiday was it...anyway so we called a few more friends and decided to wait around the corner....

so when we did we killed the engine and were talking and this was around 11...so basicly it was like no one was in the car....suddenly while we were talking this Green Kancil(observation 1.1) pulled up close to the car and the fellow got out of his car,he looked around a few times first, then he (i've got to finish this fast, i'm going out soon,arg!!) anyway,he knelt down and something like licked the road!!this is not a joke,this shit cannot be made up!!then he got into his car and sped off...there was a moment of death silence for a while before we literally laughed till we couldn't breath..i took this picture few weeks ago,not so sure if its the same car...it looks like it...HAHAHA...if any of you do not believe me pls ask the guy identified as E.T on my chatbox...

The Mattress....

2008-06-02T23:00:00.004+08:00

GOOD MORNING VEITNAM!!damn, i mean my minions!!hahaha
i saw something freaking weird today...i laughed my ass off!!its like brainless..let you decide...fuck i didnt take a picture though!!
I was on the way to my golf lesson when i saw these 3 people in the car!!i know like what the hell!!hahah
seriously,these 3 people were out of the window sitting on the door and holding a mattress on top of the car!!you cant make this shit up...they were actually sitting out of the window holding a freaking mattress on top of the car!like what the hell is wrong with them...luckily the driver wasn't out too...if he were,they should sign up with the circus for shows!!hahahaha

A poem for my dear viewers!

2008-06-01T15:28:00.002+08:00

As time passes,
We tend to fade to black,
Never to speak again,
Nothing is the same,
People change as time goes by,
This is so fucking lame,
I'll pop you and go catch a movie instead,
So goodbye and hope your not dead!

Masterpiece by yours sincerely,
HARIKESH...HAHAHAHA

OVERDOSE!!

2008-05-29T23:30:00.004+08:00

WHATS UP!!!haha...i went to watch superhero movie just now..the lady at the counter was like"cuti ka chai,boring la"hahaha..anyway about the movie, its bladdy hilarious the guy next to me and me laugh our pants of...we were laughing so hard we couldnt breath for a moment...everyone in the theater was so satisfied!hahaha...thats 3 movies in 5 days!!is that a record or something?!!hehe...
anyway after that i came down with a flu,i dont freakin know y!!haha...so i went to coffee bean for a drink and they were having a promotion for a large cup of mocha something so i took that...it was freakin large like this big!!hahaha...and i was surfing the internet with the ipod...after i finished that cup i called my ride to pick me up and said it only can come at 10.30 and it was like 9.30..so i did something damn stupid!!i got another drink..the same size!!hahaha....and i was burnt my tongue too!!the lady at the counter was happy cause i've gone there like 4 times in the last week!!hahhaha..as i finished the huge glass of caffein,i noticed it was only 10.00
so i walked around jusco looking for some jewellery for mums anniversary...anyway my ride came at 10.30 at sharp and i came home...now i'm sick but i cant sleep cause of the caffein....YEEHEE!!...i'm an idiot i know...hahaha...so BLEHH...i'm hyper....hahah...GOOD NIGHT FREAKIN WORLD!!peace out CAFFEIN GODS!!

tired...

2008-05-28T13:03:00.002+08:00

Lately i've been feeling so sleepy , tired , and weak....
i think i'm __/\________________

i have no fucking clue!!

2008-05-23T22:33:00.003+08:00

ok...here it is...i don't have fucking clue what to blog about..hahaha..so just bare with me...hmmm...indiana jones is damn cool!!!hahaaha....should go watch it....its cool...anyways...today was a damn boring day...i met an orang utan by the way,there was an exibition at the mall.he was so friendly...hhahaha...lost a brother someone?hehehehe..i woke up at 10.30...i've been sleeping in...i'm fucking clueless!!good night la...no use anyway!!

Made My Day!!!

2008-05-21T20:53:00.002+08:00

HAHAHA....i must blog about this!!you cant make this shit up...today i played golf in the morning and had my lessons in the evening the story starts from here...i went to the pasar malam(night market) at about 7..i was walking around looking for what to eat...so i was walking walking..then this lady with a bright pink shirt passed me and it caught my attention then after i saw what was on her shirt i started laughing like a fool...it was a picture of chicklets carrying sticks and under the picture it wrote...''chicks with sticks''..my god...who the hell would wear something like that out...i still cant stop laughing...hahaha....if you have a smile on your face or your laughing your an awesome person and i'd love to know what ever kind of jackshit you are!!but if you feel disgusted i think you should bugger off!PEACE OUT WORLD!!!

Just got in...

2008-05-18T17:14:00.004+08:00

well i got into kl at about 1.30!!hahaha...i almost died on the plane..it was so damn boring...traveled alone by the way...anyway,dads/aunts friend was on the flight too and he decided to send me back to my aunts place...first thing is first!!as soon as i got of the plane and had the chance...DARLING

STARBUCKS was waiting for me...hahahhaha... anyway now i'm back at the apartment and online now...i don't know what to do...SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

Ms Sung is the devil's shit!!

2008-05-14T21:18:00.003+08:00

i have to blog about this!!
So today i had to stay back till 2.20 to do my ICT paper..thats was okay and all...so when we went into class before paper started teacher wished us luck and all then MS. Sung came and replaced her... you know what that bitch did?
Irwan and Nizam were siting near me...in the front and on the left to be exact..she moved them both to the front and made me sit all alone in the back without anyone around me...ON PURPOSE!!so while everyone else was copying i was at the back trying to annoy the hell out of her....i couldn't copy cause everyone were kinda far away...hope i can pass ICT!!!I'd kill the biatch if i had the chance...ANYWAY,i'm in a very good mood cause Exams are finally fucking over and i'm free!!!YEEHEE!!!!....
I'LL BE ONLINE LATE TODAY SO CHAT IF YOUR BORED....peace out everyone!!

no title...

2008-05-13T21:12:00.003+08:00

SCHOOL TOILET!! Sunday there was a concert...

a jazz band from KL came down and performed...i thought it was going to be boring but it was actually quite good....they were freaking awesome...the drummers kinda cool,we were talking to him after the thing...he's the one in white...cool guys!!

Anyway...school was so annoying today...SIVIK and EST papers today..we had to wait from 10 to 12.20 to take an hour long paper....i dont understand y couldn't they put at 10 something and we'll be on our way by 11.30....annying me...i was very grumpy after school...not sure y!!i just felt very annoyed with everything....

History

2008-05-09T19:55:00.002+08:00

I had my stupid history test today....everyone was copying the first paper,the teacher was playing with her phone!!fool...anyway after we finished we decided to disturb her and we started making noises and first we taught she was deaf then she shouted ''PLEASE SHUT UP LA"(in a strong indian accent)...we all laughed like hell...when we did the 2nd paper it was literally like another language to us...so started writing shit...there was this one question-apakah sebab tamadun indus jatuh?(was was the reason for the indus era to fall)..one of my friends wrote ''because everyone dies'' i wrote ''nobody knows''...stupid answers...and the paper was 2 and a half hours long so we started adding crap like...at the end of the paper i wrote ''END OF ANSWERS,CAN GO NOW!!''haahha...slight chance i'll pass....hahahaha.....

ARG!!I HURT MY LEG...

2008-05-06T21:15:00.002+08:00

I hurt my fucking leg!!!arh....this is gonna make me sound like a freaking idiot...
i was walking and suddenly something came to my mind...so basicly i was freakin day dreaming la...and suddenly i realise that i'm going down the stairs and BOOM...i fell...but not all the way down....anyway
PHYSICS paper sucked like hell today,just as i taught i had a fucking grip on it the stupid witch that teachers me physics give out a paper that so fucking annoying you feel like shoving it where the sun don't shine!!!so basicly i think there a slight chance anyone will pass.....English papers tomorrow so i'm just chilling abit today...wish me luck for BIO on thursday...oh ya my bio teacher is going to disect me if i don't get 60+ for the paper cause i failed her last one...If you don't hear from me again its SO LONG AND GOODBYE!!!Night everyone...PEACE OUT!!!

Wanna take a leak?

2008-05-02T19:20:00.006+08:00

Lets review how men take a piss in different type of moods and conditions...i'm bored right now so yeah...hahaha

This is the all so relaxing style of ''OWH its finally coming out!!!!''....
This is when you don't know anyone is taking a picture of you pissing..HAHAHA

AH,this is the famous ''what are looking at? asshole!!!'' style of pissing....
And this is the very weird doggy style way of taking a leak... this fella needs medical help!!hahaha

Now go into your toilet and invent a new way of pissing and send it in to win an amazing prize!!!...

3rd place is a new toilet seat!!!

2nd place is a brand new toilet!!!

The Grand prize is a 18 carrot gold bathroom made for your comfort!!!

call 012-8103456 for further information...terms and rules apply..

Cheer up emo kids!!!

2008-05-01T21:21:00.002+08:00

ok...i'm going to make myself wake up at 5.30 tomorrow and go jogging...lose all this lazy fat in me..haha...today and tomorrow are days of for me from school because today is labour day and tomorrow exams are starting and its only chinese and islam paper so we're off....i really need to put an extra effort into physics la,i just don't dig it man...arg....well i'll cheer all you knocked up and lonely-no life's out there with a joke...

This wife gets abused by her husband all the time,one day she gats fed up and she divorces him...after a few months this lady starts to get lonely so she puts up a signboard...

''Looking for husband that does not beat me,won't runaway and is good in bed''..
Later on,she hears her doorbell ring and when she opens the door she sees a handicapped man...she ask him if she can help him and the man replies

''i think i can be your husband...as you can see i don't have hands so i cant beat you and i dont have legs so i cant runaway ''
and the woman askes him

''Are you good in bed?''

he says''how do you think i rang the doorbell?!!!!''

APPLAUSE!!!

Bladdy crappy day!!

2008-04-30T22:51:00.002+08:00

Today was crappiest day la...1st i'm falling sick so my mood isn't very good and then the idiot seck annoyed me like hell so i was pissed because of that then chang came along with our malay folio and my picture on it looked like i was a hobo...that annoyed me even more...

The physics teacher added the bladdy annoyenss..she told us to bring a reference book for physics,ok that was ok but few of us didnt bring though and then she started to complaining y do you buy this brand only use this brand called ''pelangi'...that blew me off the tip la...i just walked out of class with a few others...she's sucha bitchla...

One of these days were all just gonna flip and do something so bad it might go into history i tell you....people like my physics teacher make people go senial and start to become serial killers!!
i'm going to bounce now....peace out!!

not my day!!!

2008-04-29T21:59:00.003+08:00

Today wasnt such a good day la,didnt get much sleep...i dont know y the hell i kept waking last night and from 4 in the morning i was just tossing and turning waiting for my alarm to ring at 5..school wasnt that bad...i need to finish a whole ict unit like now and have my test tomorrow

And disciplin teacher was annoyed with me again...i don't really know whats his problem...and then the shit starts...first i go for addmaths tuiton and there is completely no place and my driver was still outside so i decided to go home...

In the house i fell down...and at malay tuiton at night teacher asked me to call a friend to find out something and when i tried to call her a chinese asshole kept shouting on the phone and i like a fool kept asking for the girl...arg...and i got pranked today....not my freaking day la...i need to continue ict so good night and PEACE OUT EVERYONE!!!so bladdy annoyed

almost forgot...

2008-04-27T21:02:00.008+08:00

THANK YOU COME AGAIN!!!

Can be a model i tell you!!hahaha
Tee off at hole 5.....

SMILE!!!

The other day cason and i went up to Mr.Patrick and challenged him to a game of golf(assuming we were very good....)so we tee'd off at 6 today morning,and i woke up at 5 o'clock in the morning on a freakin sunday!!!hahaha....

This is corrie...she's an awesome golfer..she can beat us any day...
This is mster fat ass cason,i'm practically stuck with him...

Cason ended up sucking in the end today anyway...sorry la,it just wasnt his day.... And this is out guest of honour for the day Mr.Patrick Lim...

well that was my morning.....good bye everyone,good night and PEACE OUT!!!

bd pics.....

2008-04-27T13:18:00.005+08:00

these are the ones in school...i need to find where mum put the other ones of the party

vala...these are the pictures i owe you and i don't know where the other pictures went....

isnt there anything to do?

2008-04-20T14:40:00.004+08:00

This was fridays sunset,looks kinda cool....and i'm pissed bored right now...since when did the world become so boring??

i'll tell you how my weekend went,mum and dad arent around they went for some dinner thing in kl so i'm free!!!hahaha....elliot came over last night cause we had to go for a party after that,anyway he came early and we chilled at my place...there were some ballons around the house from the party and elliot decided to get creative,take a look:

SORRY ELLIOT!!!!

i think this is the best picture i've taken so far..hahaha.....and i havent gotten the bd pics yet so take a rain check on that...

birthday...

2008-04-13T17:54:00.002+08:00

i think this has been the best birthday that i remember....on friday night i needed to go for stupid prefects camp and turned me down a bit...we had drama prac before the camp and the drama team bought a cake for me and hareesh and we seriuosly never expected that...we were hyper and happpy after that,might be from the cake..hahahah...then during camp people started wishing us as the clock struck 12....haha....and i only ended up sleeping at 3 cause we were up all pranking people while their sleeping...then we woke up the next morning and went to the army camp for some activities..we were marching in the rain went for the flying fox and few more but the whole day everyone was wishing me happy birthday...
And at 3 i and hareesh left camp cause mum and dad were having a party for us...hehe...so i went home had my shower and all then fell asleep on the bed...i only woke up at 6 when everyone was starting to come...and they were all calling also...and then the present started to arrive...hahaha...many people brought ang pao's with money and said they didnt know what else to get for us..hahaha...and there were 2 huge cakes...SUGAR RUSH!!i'm only abit disappointed afew people didnt wish me but OH WELL....hahaha...i'll get the pictures and upload for sure..my promise..haha...so have a wonderful day everyone...
peace out...

what i did!!

2008-04-04T19:42:00.002+08:00

well since i'm piss bored and i'm tired cause of performance this morning and drama prac till 5 today i'll blog about what i did for april fools...hahaha...well i got pranked a few times in the morning but then it was my turn so i decided to prank elliot and as i was telling him 1 of the upper 6 girls were calling him hareesh popped up and asked if i had pranked him yet?while elliot was there...idiot...ahhhaa...thats not the end,so after that i still needed to prank him so i wrote a letter and gave it to one of the guys passing my class to pass to the other class...and elliot actually bought it...the letter said this..
Elliot and cason meet me in my office now...it's urgent...Mr.ganesan(disiplin teacher)hahaha...
then they both came to my class few minutes later scolding everyone accept me until i burst out laughing...April fools!!!!

life to me...

2008-03-30T21:04:00.002+08:00

we all just slowly fade away and eventually disappear but our story is told by the ones who care.....life was destined to be like that....unfair isn't it?

Joke Of The Day!!

2008-03-30T17:49:00.000+08:00

Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

This took me a minute to get!!

End with smile...

2008-03-24T20:36:00.005+08:00

hello everyone,i will blog about my trip tomorrow i guess...need to upload the pictures..there are lots!!well today,yeah today,hmmmmm today..!!today just wasnt my day la in school..i went to school i got scolding for not sending in my absent letter for last week and then school hired barbers to cut hair and guess who was the first lucky one?muah!!bladdy hell right?and my hair is extra short also....ARG...and then english class didnt go so well...but i still am ending my day with a smile on my face and very red eyes cause my contact lenses are drying...hahaha...well we need to appreciate what we have!!hahahha....i need to take my contacts off,so good night everyone and dont be anyone's bitch(todays phrase)...you take control!!the worlds screwing with us once again my friends...PEACE OUT!!!

i'm off!!

2008-03-18T13:36:00.007+08:00

CHEER UP EMO KID!!

i'm leaving to kl in like an hour and i haven't even finish packing..and for the first time i actually feel kinda bad missing school la..OMG,somethings wrong with me..hahaha..so i wont be updating this till sunday i guess....haha...and my dog albert has been acting very emo lately because the other dog had to go to the vet and so he is very sad...pity him...and were leaving,hope he doesnt cut his wrist(if he has any)...so i'll check after my holiday...peace out world!!

hello everyone..

2008-03-17T15:43:00.002+08:00

Hello everybody....i was online yesterday and SOMEONE asked me y haven't i blog ...so here i am i guess...hehehe....i'm taking my golf handicap in like half an hour and i'm like still so relaxed...hahaha....but whats the point of panicking anyway right?YA MAN...hahaha...i haven't been feeling very well since yesterday...I HAVE BEEN DRINKING PLENTY OF WATER OKAY!!haha...so chill back and go with the flow everyone....

Golf week for me...

2008-03-12T20:44:00.003+08:00

this is a very bad picture,i was tired sweaty and hot....bad combination!!

OMG,thats me!!!hahahaha

this is cason i've been playing golf with him,we actually got the same score today...hahaha

A bet lost...

2008-03-09T22:42:00.003+08:00

Yesterday was an awesomeday,i was so so so hyper but the incredible thing is that i didnt take coffee!!i know unbelievable....hahaha
during golf yesterday i made a bet with the pro,i found a empty mineral bottle and put the golf ball on it and i said who can hit it furthers wins a can of 100 plus....
so now i owe him a can of 100 plus...hahaha....
and i owe my english teacher 2 burgers....i've been lossing alot lately but its just for fun....
i've been quarreling with my mum alot today... sometimes things just get to me very fast...
Screw that so everything is good and the world is fucking all of us again so fuck'em and good night everyone....

Jolly good mood....

2008-03-03T22:23:00.007+08:00

Today was a wonderful day...hahaha... nth bad happen to me,i'm in a jolly good mood...no one scolded me during assembly today, my phone wasn't confiscated during spot check today,bio teacher didnt look for me,didnt get in trouble for my accounts,everyone was talking to me, cut my hair and it looks awesome.... skipped drama,had fun and still am...hahaha...

well now i'm online with TERESA and she's making me even happier with her gossip and all that...she's a awesome person to talk to....and not forgetting yee leng,she is super hyper and and at a state of confusion....hahaha.....well thats all from me so good night everyone and Rock the WoRlD!!!!HAHAHA

confused...and fun

2008-03-02T16:19:00.003+08:00

i feel very confused about something right now.... but what the hell,fuck the world...i'll think it through....my weekend was pretty awesome.... we went to my friends plantation estate to just clear our mind...it was awesome i tell you,i'll upload the pictures later.... we played tennis,badminton and football...hahha...played in the rain and stayed up all night...it was fun and reminded me of obm cause of all the tree's....

EST sucks....

2008-02-27T21:22:00.004+08:00

SECK!!!everyone calls him a potato cause he looks like one...

This is jenny and en en...

This is elliot taking a leak.... hahhaa...sorry man!!

School has been kinda boring lately so we keep taking pictures...hahaha...the stupidest thing happened yesterday...during EST...i still dont know what the fuck is the point of English in Science and technology when were in the fucking science stream and everything is in english...the teacher asked us to present a presentation about the sun and on the same day we lost the fucking presentation,the bitch didnt want to hear us out so she told us to present anything or all the boys fail...such a bitch,so we started talking crap about the sun and shit la...she actually believed us,thats how stupid she is...hahaha...night everyone and PeAcE OuT!!!FuCk Em AlL!!!!

2008-02-25T20:02:00.004+08:00

i don't know why everyone respects groups like My chemical romance and groups like that,their music isnt that good anyway...if you want someone to respect you need to listen to BOB MARLEY...he dedicated his life for peace on earth...his songs are awesome and respectful,he is one of the people that i respect most in my life....so everyone go download bob marleys songs...he is a true Legend!!(don't drink and drive,smoke and fly)

This is ELLIOT everyone....hahahhaa...he's the jackass fellow i'm very close with....

HI everyone....school was EXTRA boring today,as the person i am,i decided to make it abit more fun....hahaha...we started taking pictures and physics was so annoying today so i took a video of what we were doing....hahhaa...i'm so lucky teacher didn't catch me..hope you enjoy it but it isnt that clear though..... peace out and fuck the world man!!WHOOOOOAAAA!!!!

Spice up...

2008-02-17T10:24:00.002+08:00

This blogged seems so fucking boring...so to spice it up a little,i'm going to walk around everywhere taking pictures ok...i'll try to post it up by today evening..you'd be stunned what stpid things people do around here..I almost killed myself yesterday BTW..i was playing golf with the normal morons..hahaha...and laughing like hell,then suddenly when i hit the ball it flew up and hit the tin roof and almost landed on my head...and now theres a dent in it...it was all silence for a littile while and then we started laughing again...HAHA...

VALENTINE OH valentine.....

2008-02-14T23:45:00.003+08:00

Valentine oh valentine...its a day for us singles to just wonder y don't we have a valentine...but seriously everyone,being single rocks....appreciate it before someone comes and takes it all away...ROCK ON!!i don't know y but i have craving to get into some trouble all of a sudden...get in trouble and have some fun!!hahahha...

Disappear...

2008-02-13T22:43:00.004+08:00

I feel like just disappearing from the world for a little while,like just vanish....you know what i mean?

check this out...

2008-02-12T22:46:00.000+08:00

This poem is for my DISCIPLINE teacher...english teacher made me do a poem about him showing i CARE!!!i tried really hard not to make fun of him okay....well he's always on my ass showing he cares, i think i should show i care too...HAHAHAH.....OH GOD here goes.....

Your stare scares but your smile is filled with care,
You advise us and we know its for the best,
You are big and look similar to a bear,
But under that big body its full of care.

Advising and scaring is what you do best,
You teach us well and we pass with nothing less,
You discipline and we know you get stressed,
This poem is for you and only you.

So dear MR.Ganesan,
You should know we all care and are good,
So please go and try to cheer up your mood,
If you teach us we will sparkle like stars,
We think of you eventhough we are far,
We will drop by eventhough we are gone,
So for the time being please throw us a bone....

Tell me what you think...NIGHT EVERYONE...
PEACE OUT!!!!

what the fuck?

2008-02-12T17:43:00.000+08:00

why does everyone have to know fucking everything?cant you just sit the fuck down and mind your own fucking bussiness....what bladdy good does it do knowing what happens to another person?has nothing to do with you right?fucker....fucking hate everything now...

chinese new year....

2008-02-10T21:35:00.000+08:00

i don't know what to type....hahaha...
chinese new year was kinda good this year....there are fireworks everywhere!!so cool....hehehe....i've been going out every day to my friends houses and playing cards...hehe...I and hareesh won kinda alot!!hahaha...i've been sleeping at almost 3 everyday also cause i've been going out for movies with friends...damn stupid things we do for fun la...THE EYE was awesome!!!thats a movie that i actually got scared...if you don't get scared,you must be the devil or something...HAHAHA...must watch THE EYE....last night i watch MEET THE SPARTANS.... stupidest movie ever la....don't go watch it...unless you wanna watch a stupid movie... hahaha...

EXTREME!!!

2008-02-05T23:28:00.001+08:00

HAHAHA....i sat in the front on the hood of abbeys car and he went 'VOOM' bladdy scary man,if i suddenly fell..but the idiot dropped me end of my row....HAHAHA..but i'm here typing means i'm alive la...

Chinese new year

2008-02-05T15:22:00.000+08:00

Yesterday was the funniest round of golf at the driving range,i went there with abbey ezra and hareesh at about 7 plus la....i didnt play cause my hand was hurting..but i was teaching abbey how to play since it was his first time,he kept missing the ball so when i went to teach him i didn't realise he was standing in front of me and i wacked the wrong ball if you know what i mean...hahahaha....his faced turned red and we laughed like hell,everyone was staring but we didn't care....i'm going for KWEH TEOW!!!i'll take pictures ok!!And HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!hahhaha

HIILOO!!

2008-02-03T21:29:00.000+08:00

Damn la wei....i fucking strained my hand bladdy hell hurts...can't even move it, luckily its my left hand....tomorrows a monday,i hate mondays cause i need to wake up early when the past 2 days i've been waking up at 12....arg!!!hand fucking hurts...remember,ENJOY LIFE!!!hahahaha...night everyone....

life is short enjoy it....

2008-02-02T23:39:00.000+08:00

THIS IS ABBEY EVERYONE!!
Well after diiner i got home and a few minutes later this fellow arrived from no where...idiot...hahaha....he's studying in australia okay and it was like y the hell is he outside my house??hahaha...i hareesh and him are almost like brothers...use to do shit together till he went la...I need to sleep early today,going into the coarse tomorrow...and to whoever needs luck for anything...GOOD LUCK....1 more tip to anyone who feels like shit now,enjoy life, just do some crap and remember it for good...trust me i know what i'm talking about,i've done crap you can't believe...life is short,enjoy it!!!

BOOM!!

2008-02-01T23:59:00.000+08:00

LIVE DOING NOTHING OR DIE DOING SOMETHING....the beautiful words of rambo...i just got back from the cinema the movie was like so cool...it was like BANG BANG BANG!!!and there will be bodyparts all around....and then BOOM!!and more body parts...rambo didn't take his shirt off this time cause too old already...hahaha....

THE ESCAPE!!!

2008-01-30T18:05:00.000+08:00

So our accounts teacher made us stay back after school while she's in KL....so it went like this,we had to stay back after school from 1.45 till 3...we thought there was going to be a test or something but when the replacement teacher came in she said ''class do your own work''..i was like going to flip,all the other classes went home,so we made a plot to ESCAPE...hahaha..this involves the 5 of us...first we slowly snuck the bags out of class...then i crawled out of class,chang just walked out,brian dashed out but hareesh and shamin went and asked teacher if they could go to the toilet<(such losers )...anyway we got out and not seen,then suddenly shamin told me teacher was looking for me so we had to go in again...the teachers very blur BTW...and we were in for about 10 min when we got annoyed and just walked out of class without being seen and disappeared without a trace!!hahaha...wouldn't you be annoyed if your teacher did that?

...

2008-01-29T16:26:00.000+08:00

i've given up....

i need to laugh!!!

2008-01-24T22:11:00.000+08:00

I need to laugh....and i mean REALLY LAUGH!!!hear this out....
conversation between a mum and her 9 year old son...

boy=''mum,where do babies come from?''

mum=''uhm.....hmmmm.....ah!..a bird called the stork drops them over..''

boy=''oh,then who fucks the stork?''

arg...

2008-01-23T19:08:00.000+08:00

i was feeling so sick i just sat outside the house at 11 something and was messing with the camera settings and took pictures of the moon.....i was outside till like almost 12 and the neighbour was curious y i was sitting outside..hahaha

This is one of the picture gone wrong when i messed with the settings....

After the scouts thing yesterday i started falling sick....i was so like sad and annoyed,you know right?the only thing that made me feel good was the full moon last night..and the sky was so clear so i could see the stars....i've finally given up complaining about homework,just do the fucking shit la...its suppose to be good...i need to catch sweeney todd,its coming out tomorrow...

Exhausted.....

2008-01-22T21:18:00.000+08:00

I'm so fucking exhausted...after school i had to join the schouts and welcome the agong to sandakan....we were told to be there at 4 and the agong only came at 5.45 and we were standing like fools there...fuck la...atleast he's and nice man and is respected not like some of the other fuckers....and i just got back from tuiton,but tuiton was fun today so i don't feel pissed off...i'm kinda happy actually....i need to finish my malay and acounts work now...so GOOD NIGHT and sleep tight everyone...its me signing off....peace out

PISSED!!

2008-01-20T20:40:00.000+08:00

I'm in a damn pissed of mood today....don't ask me y i just am...i just feel like running away from this stupid place....live in the jungle or something....hehehe...i think its the work la...its getting to me...oh god..help!!! i hate mondays...need to go back to school and see few of the fuck faces that piss me off!!feel like bashing their head in all the time but its life,live it....damn...i need to go to my sweat and dearest ice-cream to COOL off..haha...i made a joke...and if any of the fuckfaces i hate are reading this FUCK YOU....to everyone else...GOOD NIGHT...hehehe..cursing cheers me up!!

this is kinda late...

2008-01-19T14:11:00.000+08:00

i wanna meet the grim reaper....hahaha....

This was my gang last year...now were all split..haha...

We were so bored we started drawing tatoos with markers on our hands...thats mine!!

everyone this is chang....our DRUMMER!!hahaha...

3 sleeping beauties..during science i think...

Was looking through my phone pictures and saw these few pics i took last year in school...this is kinds late and i'm so boreed so what the hell...PEACE OUT!!

just got back...

2008-01-19T13:54:00.000+08:00

I just got back from school!!i didn't wanna wake up today morning...i was thinking of not coming but i already skipped on monday....we ended going late anyway...so,today we brought the drum set and the amplifiers home from school...and we need to clean it all up...but we aint gonna bring it back...hahaha....we gonna play cards later so wish me luck!!if i win i'll buy you guys ice cream!!!hahaha....

school on sat...

2008-01-17T20:59:00.000+08:00

Can't sleep in on sat!!!shit la,need to go to school at 6 in the fucking morning on a saturday...sick right?replacement classes!!!arg......atleast i'll have fun doing crap there la...hahaha..i got 3 new teachers today...maths=porky the pig....history=anti-chinese women......physics=miss no smile!!hahaha....

Waddup everyone!!!

2008-01-16T20:47:00.000+08:00

THANK YOU CHERYL!!!

HELLO everyobody...Today was an okay day i guess....i finally got cheryl's postcard from Maldives..i thought i'd never get it..it took a month and 2 weeks...hahaha..its so colourful right?haha....i went to the gym yesterday and today and went to the sauna too...yesterday i was kinda pissed off but today i'm in a jolly good mood...haha